The Baseball Stars

10. Begs you to sing him to sleep with the Penzoil theme
9. Afraid to go to sleep for fear Jr. Johnson is hiding under his bed
8. He's always asking the neighbor lady if she'd like a "high speed rear end lube"
7. Goes trick or treating dressed as Morgan Shepherd
6. Teachers find it difficult to correct his counting practice of-1,2, 3 YOU BASTARD! 4,5,6,7,8,9,10
5. Explains "F" on report card as "just one a them flunky deal,we'll get 'em next quarter"
4. Prefers Slick 50 on his Wheaties instead of milk
3. Says Speedy Dry works just as good on the bed wetting problem as it does on oil
2. When sleep walking acts so much like Sterling Marlin it's spooky
1. Stands up in church about race time and yells " Yikes it's pea soup time I'm gettin' possessed!"