The Baseball Stars

1. The coffin is made out of Louisville Slugger.
2. The cloth inside a coffin is made out of Mizuno leather.
3. You must make a batting order for the viewing.
4. Must wear team colors, violaters must be booed.
5. There must be umpires instead of security guards.
6. Rosin bags are used for towels to wipe the tears of your eyes.
7. The priest is Vin Scully.
8. The person who cleans the mess afterwards is Joe Buck.
9. Stealing is in affect when praying.
10. There will be a 3rd base coach aiding you when you're going home.
Pick which ones do you like and if you can think of more, say it.
I did it on the top of my head FYI.
How bout Ben Sheets being the starting priest, then Jeremy Accardo is in for the preaching change, then Mo will finish the funeral. Unless Sheets can have the stamina and a when the crowd decides he's good enough to finish.